office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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