I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
it's great music for shaving your balls
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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