no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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