I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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