what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
bring money and cleavage
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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