Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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