I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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