I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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