how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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