He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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