She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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