whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
