did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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