I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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