One girl and one boy is just not enough.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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