Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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