god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
You should frame my arrest warrant.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Randomize