i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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