I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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