Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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