Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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