he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
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