Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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