And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
So squirting runs in the family.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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