I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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