Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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