I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Randomize
