I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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