I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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