We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
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