Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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