I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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