The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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