Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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