420 ftw
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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