worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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