if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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