I can't breathe out the right side of my face
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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