idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I'm like, not good at living.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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