I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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