I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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