i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
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