I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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