Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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