dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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