what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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