fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I see more hoeing in ur future
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