My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
It's just like the Real World with babies
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
