Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
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