In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I just blew my weed a kiss
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I made him laugh his dick is mine
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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