seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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