dude i'm inner monologue high
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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