I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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